You’ve been there. That awkward glance. That not-so-subtle double take. Sometimes, words don’t cut it—and that’s where the Eyes Up Here Shirt comes in. It’s bold, funny, and totally unbothered. This is not just a joke tee—it’s a conversation starter, a gentle clapback, and a wearable wink all at once.
If you’ve ever wanted to say “my face is up here” without moving your lips—this shirt says it for you.
Eyes Up Here Shirt – Pointed Message, Effortless Sass
At the heart of the Eyes Up Here Shirt is simplicity with impact. A solid black upward-pointing arrow. Just below it, in bold caps:
EYES UP HERE.
There’s no need for extra graphics, no busy backgrounds. The message hits immediately—and hits hard. Whether you wear it to challenge, to tease, or to spark a laugh, it walks the line between sharp social commentary and good-natured trolling.
It’s a joke. But it’s also… not?
A Fit That Feels Like Confidence
This shirt is printed on a classic white cotton base—clean, breathable, and soft against the skin. The black font contrasts sharply, ensuring the text and arrow are visible from across the room (which is kind of the point, right?).
The fit is relaxed but structured—great for pairing with denim, layering under jackets, or worn oversized for a casual streetwear vibe. Hoodie or long sleeve versions? Absolutely worth expanding into for the colder months.
Wearing this tee isn’t about seeking attention. It’s about redirecting it.
Humor With a Message (And a Bit of Attitude)
The Eyes Up Here Shirt might be cheeky, but it’s rooted in something real—autonomy, boundaries, and the right to be looked at like a human being, not a walking distraction. It’s part flirty, part feminist, and entirely unapologetic.
Whether you’re rocking it at a party, brunch, or just running errands—it turns heads, checks eyes, and lowkey empowers you every time you put it on.
Want more tees that mix wit, social cues, and undeniable energy? Check out our full collection of clever, confident shirts right here.
Product Details:
- Color: A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.
- Size: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- Style: Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, T-shirts, and more.
- Made In United States
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash at normal temperature, with similar wash colors.
- Do not use cleaning chemicals
- Limit machine washing and ironing. If so use at the appropriate temperature.
