Merry Kiss My Ass Ugly Christmas Sweater

$40.95

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Merry Kiss My Ass Ugly Christmas Sweater – A Hilarious Holiday Rebellion

When you’ve had enough of fake smiles and forced cheer, it’s time to wear your truth loud and proud. The Merry Kiss My Ass Ugly Christmas Sweater turns awkward family gatherings into comedy gold — proving that not all Christmas spirits come with sugar and spice.

Make Christmas Fun Again With a Bold, Cheeky Twist

A Holiday Knit That Says What Everyone’s Thinking

Featuring a striking blue backdrop with festive red borders, this sweater brings humor to the holiday spotlight. At its center is a black-and-white cow rocking a Santa hat, paired with the unfiltered phrase “MERRY KISS MY ASS.” Snowflakes, pine trees, and tiny cowboy pistols complete the pattern, giving it a country-style edge that’s as funny as it is festive. It’s the ultimate conversation starter for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a love for holiday chaos.

Merry Kiss My Ass Ugly Christmas Sweater
Merry Kiss My Ass Ugly Christmas Sweater

Who Should Wear This Sweater

• Perfect for ugly Christmas sweater contests and gift exchanges
• Great for those who love sarcastic or cowboy-style humor
• Unisex design suitable for parties, bar nights, or cozy home laughs
• The best icebreaker for family gatherings or office celebrations

Cozy Comfort With a Fearless Edge

Crafted from soft, breathable knit fabric, this sweater keeps you warm while delivering top-tier laughs. The high-quality woven design resists fading and pilling, ensuring your message stays sharp for many holidays ahead. For best care, wash cold and dry flat to maintain its texture and fit.

How long does it take for my order to arrive?

  • We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
  • Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
  • For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:

  • United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
  • International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days

Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:

Economy

  • $7.99 for order price under 50$
  • $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
  • $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
  • Free shipping for order price over 200$

Ground

  • $16.95 for order price under 49$
  • $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $49.95 for order price over 140$

2 Day

  • $24.95 for order price under 49$
  • $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $79.95 for order price over 140$

Overnight

  • $49.95 for order price under 49$
  • $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $139.95 for order price over 140$

Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:

  • $7.99 for order price under $49.99
  • $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
  • $14.99  for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • Free Shipping for orders over $200
Shipping time for Items shipping internationally (UK, CA, AU):
  • $9.99 for an order price under $49.99
  • $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
  • $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
  • Free ship for orders over $400