Ms. Cobel I’ve Wanted To Pummel Mark Myself But I Am His Employer Shirt

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The Ms. Cobel “I’ve Wanted To Pummel Mark Myself But I Am His Employer” Shirt is a must-have for fans of the hit series Severance. It perfectly captures the intense, complex dynamic between Ms. Harmony Cobel and Mark Scout, reflecting the fine line between control, frustration, and authority.

Ms. Cobel I’ve Wanted To Pummel Mark Myself But I Am His Employer Shirt: Embrace the Power of Control

This striking design features Ms. Cobel, portrayed by Patricia Arquette, in her commanding presence, surrounded by lightning graphics symbolizing her fierce authority. The bold, electric-blue text “Ms. Cobel” sits above her, while the iconic quote, “I’ve Wanted To Pummel Mark Myself, But I Am His Employer,” is printed below. The contrasting dark background emphasizes the intensity of her character, making this shirt both eye-catching and thought-provoking.

Ms. Cobel I've Wanted To Pummel Mark Myself But I Am His Employer Shirt
Ms. Cobel I’ve Wanted To Pummel Mark Myself But I Am His Employer Shirt

Inspired by Severance, this shirt highlights one of Ms. Cobel’s most memorable moments, where her internal conflict as both a strict corporate enforcer and a person struggling with personal emotions comes to light. The quote reflects her complicated relationship with Mark, balancing power with restraint. It’s a perfect piece for fans who appreciate the psychological depth and tension within the series.

Celebrate the power, complexity, and dark humor of Ms. Cobel with this bold shirt. It’s ideal for fans of Severance, pop culture enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a sharp, conversation-starting design. Find your next favorite design now.

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