You Seriously Live Too Damn Far From Me Mug – Long-Distance Love, One Sip at a Time
Distance doesn’t make the heart grow fonder — it just makes it want to throw something soft and slightly passive-aggressive. Enter the You Seriously Live Too Damn Far From Me Mug, the ultimate love letter to your long-distance bestie, soulmate, or family member you’d teleport in a heartbeat if you could.
The design is as heartfelt as it is hilarious. Handwritten-style typography delivers the message loud and clear — “You seriously live too damn far from me” — surrounded by a playful explosion of pastel flowers and tiny hearts. It’s cute. It’s annoyed. It’s honest. And it says exactly what you think every time you check your phone, see their name, and wish you were just a drive away instead of a time zone apart.
This mug isn’t just a vessel for coffee — it’s a tiny piece of your heart sent across the miles. Whether it’s gifted for a birthday, a “just because” moment, or those blurry-eyed late-night FaceTime calls, it becomes a symbol of a bond too strong to be measured by geography.
Made from durable ceramic with a glossy finish, the mug features a classic white body with a contrasting black handle and inner rim — adding a touch of sleekness to the sweetness. The 11oz size is perfect for morning routines, afternoon tea, or even a dramatic “I miss you” photo posted to social media.
It’s microwave- and dishwasher-safe, but more importantly, it’s soul-safe — here to warm hearts while it warms hands. Because sometimes the only thing stronger than your coffee is the love that keeps going, even from a thousand miles away.
